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finally a more automated way to find your long-lost twin
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Facebook Data Team - Status Updates per minute following the death of Michael Jackson (pronounced dead at 14:26).
It’s funny how whenever people talk about seeing something about a rando on Facebook, they’ll always make sure to add that they “saw it on their News Feed” so you don’t think they were actually sketchy enough to be on the rando’s profile.
Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
“Hamlet added England to the Places I’ve Been application.”
MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.
Adult education, nontraditional education, education for returning students—whatever you want to call it—is a substantial profit center for many colleges. Like factory owners, school administrators are delighted with this idea of mounting a second shift of learning in their classrooms, in the evenings, when the full-time students are busy with such regular extracurricular pursuits of higher education as reading Facebook and playing beer pong. If colleges could find a way to mount a third, graveyard shift, as Henry Ford’s Willow Run did at the height of the Second World War, I believe that they would.
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Remember theolddays?
