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1 December 2009 • kid sport

“I have been wasting my tweets letting people know about an empty balloon! And because he is only six years old he will not face any punishment at all! I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a trip to Walt Disney World! … I haven’t seen a disaster involving a balloon this bad since the Hindenburg.”

21 October 2009 • balloon kid news hitler

This may technically be considered a promotional video, but it is a great one.

“I guess kicking my seat is a necessary part of his ongoing development and it will derail his journey to self-actualization if you enforce any rules of behavior or impose any limitations on him because you don’t want him to have to experience disappointment as if there is a more important skill in life than learning to cope with disappointment.”

18 August 2009 • kid monkey psychology

28 May 2009 • law family kid

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17 April 2009 • kid pillow

“inside all of is … poop” (response to the Where The Wild Things Are trailer)

10 April 2009 • movie kid

PBS FRONTLINE: S. Korean kids singing about Web etiquette.

“While chatting, first greet happily
Use polite words in a cordial way
During the game always be open, honest and do the right thing
Be careful on the keyboard
I know who did it (be careful) I know
I am the internet guardian angel
I will be the first to protect
I want to be the first to protect
Though faces are unknown, it’s a warm neighborhood
Precious Internet friend
Precious Internet friend (friend!)
Netiquette!”

26 March 2009 • kid korea music internet

“I Heart Guts is sad to inform you that we have issued a voluntary recall for one of our products, the Uterus Plush. For those of you who noticed our impromptu hysterectomy, here’s the story: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy safety standards test … The uterus will be made available on our website for adults only — it is a sex organ after all — who consent to keep it away from kids.”

25 February 2009 • organ toy uterus kid