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Posts tagged kid

Jan 26 '11

Tags: sport kid nature

Apr 30 '10

Tags: horse ostrich kid

Apr 8 '10

Tags: game kid

Mar 8 '10
"Potty Training"

"Potty Training"

Tags: bathroom kid

Dec 15 '09

"Look! Those ninjas are stealing that old man’s diamonds!"

(via pilnick)Tags: dog kid penguin princess snow unicorn king

Dec 1 '09

(via nickdouglas)Tags: kid sport

Oct 21 '09

"I have been wasting my tweets letting people know about an empty balloon! And because he is only six years old he will not face any punishment at all! I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a trip to Walt Disney World! … I haven’t seen a disaster involving a balloon this bad since the Hindenburg."

Tags: balloon kid news hitler

Aug 18 '09

This may technically be considered a promotional video, but it is a great one.

"I guess kicking my seat is a necessary part of his ongoing development and it will derail his journey to self-actualization if you enforce any rules of behavior or impose any limitations on him because you don’t want him to have to experience disappointment as if there is a more important skill in life than learning to cope with disappointment."

Tags: kid monkey psychology

May 28 '09

Tags: law family kid

Apr 17 '09

Tags: kid pillow

Apr 10 '09

"inside all of is … poop" (response to the Where The Wild Things Are trailer)

Tags: movie kid

Mar 26 '09

PBS FRONTLINE: S. Korean kids singing about Web etiquette.

"While chatting, first greet happily
Use polite words in a cordial way
During the game always be open, honest and do the right thing
Be careful on the keyboard
I know who did it (be careful) I know
I am the internet guardian angel
I will be the first to protect
I want to be the first to protect
Though faces are unknown, it’s a warm neighborhood
Precious Internet friend
Precious Internet friend (friend!)
Netiquette!”

Tags: kid korea music internet

Feb 25 '09
"I Heart Guts is sad to inform you that we have issued a voluntary recall for one of our products, the Uterus Plush. For those of you who noticed our impromptu hysterectomy, here’s the story: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy safety standards test … The uterus will be made available on our website for adults only — it is a sex organ after all — who consent to keep it away from kids."

"I Heart Guts is sad to inform you that we have issued a voluntary recall for one of our products, the Uterus Plush. For those of you who noticed our impromptu hysterectomy, here’s the story: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy safety standards test … The uterus will be made available on our website for adults only — it is a sex organ after all — who consent to keep it away from kids."

(via bullshit)Tags: organ toy uterus kid

Dec 23 '08

Tags: philosophy world spider kid

Dec 9 '08

(via randominternet)Tags: kid bear